The Sleepover on Netflix is an action packed movie that is fun for the whole family — and it is filled with hilarious quotes. Here are my favorites.
The Sleepover is a super fun, action packed, family film that will have you cracking up! My daughters and I laughed through the whole movie, and also learned some great lessons along the way.
I collected some of our favorite quotes from The Sleepover for you to check out. It is the perfect family movie night film — and it hits Netflix on August 21st.
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The Sleepover Quotes
The Sleepover is a super fun family movie that gave me serious Spy Kids vibes! My daughters and I really enjoyed it. We often found ourselves cracking up because of some of the things that were said. Here is a collection of my favorite quotes from The Sleepover.
“First I would find out who your parents are. Then I’d find out where they live. And one night, when you’re all sound asleep, I’d cut a small hole in their brake lines. So one minute you’ve got brakes, and the next, you’re rolling right through a stop sign and getting smashed into little, unrecognizable pieces by oncoming traffic.” – Margot
“Oh you have to take a number two?” – Ron
“You know what I just realized? Mrs. W and Mrs. Westenfeldt have the same amount of syllables so me calling you Mrs. W doesn’t save any time.” – Ron
“No parents, no parties.” – Margot
“I think you’re secretly glad your mother never lets you go anywhere or do anything. ‘Cause then you don’t have to put yourself out there.” – Mim
“Ron! Get your prostate checked.” – Lewis’ Mom
“My guy’s running.” – Kevin
“You spend too much time in these imaginary worlds. Why don’t you go out into the real world and run around a bit.” – Ron
“I’m not allowed to have processed cheeses.” – Lewis
“Then it will be our little secret.” – Ron
“I’m not allowed to have secrets.” – Lewis
“It’s gonna be a long night.” – Ron
“It’s not a night-light, it’s an area illuminator.” – Kevin
“You gonna kill me with carbs?” – Baxter
“Is this about the tip?” – Ron
“That is not the saying. It’s not ‘in or dead,’ it’s ‘in or out.'” – Ron
“Ninjas just stole your parents.” – Lewis
“My whole life has been a lie!” – Kevin
“I hate hockey. And Canadian Bacon. It’s just ham!” – Kevin
“You need to take off that jacket. Because I’m falling in love with you.” – Mim
“One time I took two puddings at lunch. I’m a real bad boy.” – Kevin
“Your idea of kid stuff is like, a lot different than ours.” – Mim
“You do not make a mayonnaise based side dish and then leave it out for six hours and expect no repercussions.” – Ron
“I thought it was coming out of both ends. But it didn’t. It didn’t.” – Ron
“My mom is not here.” – Lewis
“Remember when Kevin drank a glow stick and poison control said to give him milk? Can I get milk?” – Ron
“Here I am, looking like a hobo’s butler.” – Ron
“At this point I know you know that it’s Ron.” – Ron
“She’s just trying to trick me into reading. I’m not falling for it.” – Kevin
“I don’t know who Dewey is, but his system sucks.” – Mim
“Dude, your mom is into some Da Vinci Code stuff.” – Mim
“No. No. Not doing it. Not doing the stairs of doom tonight. No.” – Mim
“Is this the part where the four spunky kids go head first into the scary, dark unknown?” – Mim
“I don’t want this adventure!” – Mim
“You think we dress like this for kicks?” – Kevin
“Who did I marry?” – Ron
“You’re not cool.” – Ron
“That moral compass of yours. It’s always getting in the way of us having a good time.” – Leo
“This is literally the craziest night we are ever going to live. And I didn’t post any of it. Waste.” – Mim
Did I miss one of your favorite The Sleepover quotes? Let me know in the comments!
About The Sleepover
In this family adventure-comedy, Clancy (Sadie Stanley) and her kid brother Kevin (Maxwell Simkins) discover that their seemingly normal stay-at-home mom Margot (Malin Åkerman) is actually a former high-end thief in the witness protection program.
When both their mom and dad (Ken Marino) are kidnapped and forced to pull one last job with an ex-flame of Margot’s (Joe Manganiello), the siblings must team up to rescue their parents over the course of one action-packed night that they’ll never forget. THE SLEEPOVER is directed by Trish Sie (Pitch Perfect 3).
Watch The Sleepover on Netflix August 21st!
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