This collection of the best Deadpool & Wolverine quotes is hilarious. Keep in mind, Deadpool & Wolverine is the first R-rated MCU movie.
Deadpool & Wolverine Synopsis: Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Best Deadpool & Wolverine Quotes
As always, we try to keep these as spoiler free as possible by not attaching names to the quotes, but as you go further down the list, the more spoilery the list can become.
“Marvel’s so stupid.”
“Gravity, but if I am being honest, I would say they didn’t test well in focus groups.”
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
“Paul Rudd finally aged.”
“I’m about to lose everything that I cared about.”
“Want to talk about what’s haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?”
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“Is that what you said when your world went to shit?”
“I don’t know anything about saving worlds, but you do!”
“This is what I’m talking about: big slow-motion action sequence, who knows if you live or die? Let’s fucking go!”
“This is what I’m talking about. Big slow motion action sequence! Who knows if you live or die?”
“I know I turn everything into a joke……but I care. And I wanna use that for something important.”
“Wade, you are special. This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.”
“I am the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus.”
“Mr Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.”
“Wade Wilson: “I wasn’t unconscious.”
“It’s One Of God’s Best Jokes You Can’t Die, Except That’s On All Of Us.”
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“Whiskey dick of the claws. It’s quite common in Wolverines over 40.”
“You were an X-Man. You were THE X-Man.”
“Want to talk about what’s haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?”
“Screw you, Fox! I’m going to Disneyland!”
” I am soaking wet right now!”
“The Cavill-rine.”
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“You’re tailor is a predator but I love it.”
“I Get To Kill A Hundred Yous? Fuck Yeah I’m Ready.”
“Looks a bit Mad Max-y, but that would be IP infringement.”
“That only took twenty years.”
“They’re Gonna Make Him Do This ‘Till He’s 90!”
“You Were Always The Wrong Guy.”
“I’m Marvel Jesus, You Dull Creature, And I Will Not—”
“There’s Only Ever Gonna BE One Blade.”
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“Welcome to the MCU! You’re joining at a bit of a low point.”
“Let’s give the people what they came for.”
“For The First Time In My Life, I’m Proud To Wear This Suit. Because I’m An X-Man.”
“You Couldn’t Even Save A Relationship With A Stripper!”
“Get out your special sock, nerds.”
“The Proposal.”
“Is Your Dialect Coach The Minions?”
“Flame On!”
“Holy Shit, You Save The Good Stuff For Special Occasions?”
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Scott used to beg me to wear this suit. So did Storm and Beast.
– But I couldn’t have em’ thinking I wanted to be there. Now it’s too late.”
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About Deadpool & Wolverine
Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Deadpool & Wolverine is in theaters now.
Tessa Smith is a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer-approved Film and TV Critic. She is also a Freelance Writer. Tessa has been in the Entertainment writing business for ten years and is a member of several Critics Associations including the Critics Choice Association and the Greater Western New York Film Critics Association.