The Funniest (And Most Depressing) Death To 2020 Quotes

Death To 2020 is a one hour special on Netflix that will have you laughing because all of the hilarious – and kind of depressing – quotes.

Death To 2020 had me laughing until I had tears running down my face. Why? Because it really does hit a little too close to home. This movie touches on all of the things that happened in 2020 – some of which I forgot were in 2020 because it feels like a lifetime ago. 

Be sure to read my Death To 2020 review.

Death To 2020 Quotes

There are so many hilarious quotes in this movie, I feel like I could have made this 100 times longer, but here are my favorite Death To 2020 quotes. I hope they make you giggle!

“Don’t people call you selfish?”
“I don’t know. It’s soundproof.”

“Alright, even I know that’s racist and I’ve not done an awareness course.”

“He was battling the virus for an entire two weeks. Being a leading man, he won of course.”

“It showed the virus could also pass from humans to icons, which raised the possibility that it might one day infect God.”

“Across the USA, supplies of masks, which unlike guns, cannot be cheaply and easily manufactured, run low.”

“The race has narrowed to a face-off between Civil War hero Joe Biden and anarchist grandpa Bernie Sanders.”

“Blowing the whistle while you’re on a ventilator, that’s a big ask.”

“There is no such place as Ukraine.”

“Conservative voices are being silenced.”

“Are you saying because of the way he dressed he was asking for it?”

“Can statues breathe underwater?”

“I f*cking hate the virus. But at least it doesn’t pretend it’s here to help. It doesn’t drive around the neighborhood with ‘Protect and Serve’ painted on its side before it kills you.”

“News of Boris Johnson proves world leaders are not naturally immune, yet some seem unwilling to take precautions.”

“I DJ gender-neutral gender-reveal neutral parties.”

“The only film that did come out was about time being and endless loop which we all know now anyways.”

“That was before I knew he was an actor.”

“We’ve seen him do this before. When he crossed a human with a paperclip and made that poor tormented monster that haunted Windows 98.”

“Are you guys actually interested in the science?”
“Umm… To be honest? No.”

“I did so many I sometimes glitch in real life now.”

“Then he proved both his thumbs still worked.”

“That was a huge win for us. A huge, but sad win.”

“Some say The Crown is unrealistic. But it strikes me as a far more faithful depiction of the monarchy than their other regal drama, Tiger King. That man is from no royal line I recognize.”

“Then the debate started and straightaway it was like a rap battle in a senior home. But worse.”

“The history books covering this period will have to be written in crayon. By a dog.”

“Basically they had this map of America that’s blue around the edges and red in the middle. And to win the election, the players have to flip the states over one by one to see if they’re a different color on the other side. They’re all worth different amounts. Like, Florida is worth 29 points even though it’s got fewer letters in its name than Tennessee. It was so confusing, they kept explaining the rules over and over.”

“In major cities libtards and snowflakes mince into the streets to celebrate Biden’s victory.”

“They said there were more mail ballots than ever, what about female ballots?”

“In a blizzard of headlines, Trump launches multiple court challenges under the guidance of the legal world’s village idiot, Rudy Giuliani, whose efforts prove so hapless his hair starts crying.”

“American democracy has survived this challenge.”

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About Death To 2020

2020: A year so [insert dire adjective of choice here], even the creators of Black Mirror couldn’t make it up… but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a little something to add. Death to 2020 is a comedy event that tells the story of the dreadful year that was — and perhaps still is? This landmark documentary-style special weaves together a chorus of narration from some of the world’s most (fictitious) renowned voices with real-life archival footage spanning the past 12 months.

Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Grant, Kumail Nanjiani, Tracey Ullman, Samson Kayo, Lisa Kudrow, Diane Morgan, Leslie Jones, Cristin Milioti, Joe Keery and more, Death to 2020 is the cathartic comedy event you’ll never forget about the year you really, really don’t want to remember.

Death to 2020 is created and executive produced by Charlie Brooker and Annabel Jones.

Watch Death to 2020 on Netflix today!