A Collection of the Best Mitchells vs. The Machines Quotes

The Mitchells vs. The Machines is one of the best family movies EVER — and it is filled with fantastic & hilarious quotes!

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The Mitchells vs. The Machines Quotes

The Mitchells vs. The Machines is easily the best animated film of the year. It is fun, unique, and something that the entire family will enjoy! This is all largely in part because of the hilarious, heartwarming, and just fantastic quotes that can be found in The Mitchells vs. The Machines. Here is a collection of the best ones. 

“We all want to be the perfect family, but who’s perfect, right?” – Katie

“Don’t let the world make you normal while I’m gone, alright?” – Katie

“Look out robots, because we’re brave, we are hungry for action, and we’re strapped in for success. And we have no idea what we’re doing.” – Katie

“Most super hero families have a lot of strengths. My family only has weaknesses.” – Katie

“After all of these years, I finally get to meet my people.” – Katie

“Do you want to talk to me about dinosaurs?” – Aaron

“Anytime I miss you, I’m gonna bake you and eat you.”  – Linda

“If that girl leaves and never comes home again, that’s a problem I don’t think we can fix.” – Linda

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THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES – (L-R) Maya Rudolph as “Linda Mitchell”, Abbi Jacobson as “Katie Mitchell”, Doug the Pug as “Monchi”, Mike Rianda as “Aaron Mitchell”, and Danny McBride as “Rick Mitchell”. Cr: ©2021 SPAI. All Rights Reserved.

“I am Linda Mitchell. Mother of two. Look upon me in fear!” – Linda

“We all love the dog. But you are gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog.”  – Rick

“Your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.” – Linda

“Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a back-up plan.” – Rick

“So we promise you, they will never, ever, ever, ever turn evil.” – Mark

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THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES – (Pictured) “PAL Max robots”. Cr: ©2021 SPAI. All Rights Reserved.

“Dog. Pig. Loaf of bread.” – Robots

“That’s the law. Mom law. Cause I’m the Sheriff.” – Linda

“A little gentleman!” – Aaron

“Families can be hard but they are so worth fighting for.”

“You guys are my people.” – Katie

Want more? Check out this interview with cast of The Mitchells vs. The Machines,
and don’t forget this The Mitchells vs. The Machines review!

About The Mitchells Vs. The Machines

From the humans who brought you the Academy Award-winning Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and The LEGO Movie comes The Mitchells vs. The Machines, an animated action-comedy about an ordinary family who find themselves in the middle of their biggest family challenge yet…saving the world from the robot apocalypse. No big deal, right?

It all starts when creative outsider Katie Mitchell is accepted into the film school of her dreams and is eager to leave home and find “her people,” when her nature-loving dad insists on having the whole family drive her to school and bond during one last totally-not-awkward-or-forced road trip. But just when the trip can’t get any worse, the family suddenly finds itself in the middle of the robot uprising!

Everything from smart phones, to roombas, to evil Furbys are employed to capture every human on the planet. Now it’s up to the Mitchells, including upbeat mom Linda, quirky little brother Aaron, their squishy pug, Monchi, and two friendly, but simple-minded robots to save humanity.

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines hits Netflix on April 30th.

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