31 The Tortured Poets Department Songs As Baskin Robbins Flavors

There are 31 The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology Songs by Taylor Swift and 31 Baskin Robbins flavors? Coincidence? We think not. 

Baskin Robbins is know for having 31 flavors of ice cream, and Taylor Swift released an album with 31 tracks – The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology – on April 19th. Let’s have fun and compare each song to one of the original 31 Baskin Robbins flavors. 

The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology Songs as Baskin Robbins Flavors

These comparisons are based on the first 31 Baskin Robbins flavors from when the store was first opened in 1945. There are now more than 31 flavors, despite the comany still using the tagline, as there are seasonal rotations.

1. Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone) – Maple Nut
2. The Tortured Poets Department – Chocolate Ribbon
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys – Chocolate
4. Down Bad – Chocolate Chip
5. So Long, London – Vanilla Burnt Almond 
6. But Daddy I Love Him – Date Nut
7. Fresh Out The Slammer – Peach
8. Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine) – Orange Sherbet
9. Guilty as Sin? – Chocolate Fudge
10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? – Strawberry 
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) – Chocolate Almond
12. loml – Butterscotch Ribbon
13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart – Cherry Macaron
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived – Peppermint Stick
15. The Alchemy – Raspberry Sherbet
16. Clara Bow – Chocolate Mint 
17. The Black Dog – Black Walnut 
18. imgonnagetyouback – Burgundy Cherry
19. The Albatross – Coffee Candy
20. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus – Lemon Custard
21. How Did It End? – Pineapple Sherbet
22. So High School – French Vanilla
23. I Hate It Here – Green Mint Stick
24. thanK you aIMee – Coffee
25. I Look in People’s Windows – Banana Nut Fudge
26. The Prophecy – Lemon Crisp
27. Cassandra – Eggnog
28. Peter – Vanilla 
29. The Bolter – Peppermint Fudge Ribbon
30. Robin – Rocky Road Nut
31. The Manuscript – Lemon Sherbet

Listen to the album now.

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