All Episodes of Black Mirror RANKED + Season 5 Trailer Reaction!

One of my favorite things to do is binge shows. Black Mirror is, and always will be, one of my favorites to binge. Would you believe I didn’t start watching this show until we were already on Season 3?! I had never heard of it until some good friends were like ARE YOU CRAZY YOU WILL LOVE BLACK MIRROR!

And they were not wrong. My husband and I both love this series. Nearly every single episode had us completely wrapped up in the story. Something I love about Black Mirror is that you can watch them out of order, and they are totally different (although some things are linked to each other, but not to the point where you have to watch them in a certain order). 

Season 5 is coming, soon. And in case you haven’t watched it yet (why?!?!), I took the time to rank every single episode for you. I still highly recommend watching them all because honestly, even the worst episode is still great. This was really hard to do, but I think I pulled it off.

Nosedive

A woman desperate to boost her social media score hits the jackpot when she’s invited to a swanky wedding, but the trip doesn’t go as planned.

Be Right Back

After learning about a new service that lets people stay in touch with the deceased, a lonely, grieving Martha reconnects with her late lover.

Shut Up and Dance

When withdrawn Kenny stumbles headlong into an online trap, he is quickly forced into an uneasy alliance with shifty Hector, both at the mercy of persons unknown.

Black Museum

A woman enters the Black Museum, where the proprietor tells his stories relating to the artifacts.

Playtest

An American traveler short on cash signs up to test a revolutionary new gaming system, but soon can’t tell where the hot game ends and reality begins.

USS Callister

Capt. Robert Daly presides over his crew with wisdom and courage. But a new recruit will soon discover nothing on this spaceship is what it seems.

Fifteen Million Merits

In a world where people’s lives consist of riding exercise bikes to gain credits, Bing tries to help a woman get on to a singing competition show.

Hang the DJ

Paired up by a dating program that puts an expiration date on all relationships, Frank and Amy soon begin to question the system’s logic.

White Bear

Victoria wakes up and cannot remember anything about her life. Everyone she encounters refuses to communicate with her, and they all seem to know something she doesn’t. But what?

The Entire History of You

In the near future, everyone has access to a memory implant that records everything they do, see and hear – a sort of Sky Plus (Digital Video Recorder) for the brain. You need never forget a face again – but is that always a good thing?

San Junipero

When Yorkie and Kelly visit San Junipero, a fun-loving beach town full of surf, sun and sex, their lives are changed.

Hated in the Nation

In near-future London, police detective Karin Parke, and her tech-savvy sidekick Blue, investigate a string of mysterious deaths with a sinister link to social media.

Arkangel

After nearly losing her daughter, a mother invests in a new technology that allows her to keep track of her.

White Christmas

Three interconnected tales of technology run amok during the Christmas season are told by two men at a remote outpost in a frozen wilderness.

Metalhead

In the post-apocalyptic landscape of the Scottish Moors, a woman attempts to survive the land full of “dogs.”

Men Against Fire

Future soldiers Stripe and Raiman must protect frightened villagers from an infestation of vicious feral mutants.

Bandersnatch

In 1984, a young programmer begins to question reality as he works to adapt a fantasy novel into a video game. (This is a choose your adventure type program which I loved, but my husband hated)

The Waldo Moment

A failed comedian who voices a popular cartoon bear named Waldo finds himself mixing in politics when TV executives want Waldo to run for office.

Crocodile

A woman interviews various people using a device that allows her to access their memories.

The National Anthem

Prime Minister Michael Callow faces a shocking dilemma when Princess Susannah, a much-loved member of the Royal Family, is kidnapped.

Black Mirror comes back to Netflix on June 5th!

Unfortunately, we are only looking at three episodes for Season 5. This makes me super sad because I love this show so much, but also excited because I know they will pour their all into these. Here is what we know about the three episodes of Black Mirror Season 5.

(I will be sure to update as we learn more)

Striking Vipers

The Avengers team up when we see Pom Klementieff and Anthony Mackie in the cast of this episode.

Smithereens

Andrew Scott will be in Smithereens – and I think he is perfectly creepy. Cannot wait to learn more!

Episode 5.3

I only need to know one thing about this episode. Miley Cyrus. We don’t even have a name for it and I think it will be my favorite because I ADORE HER! At the Avengers: Endgame World Premiere, I met her, and she was the nicest person ever. I am HERE for this episode.