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75+ Heartbreaking & Hilarious Spider-Man: No Way Home Quotes

The best Spider-Man: No Way Home quotes are absolutely heartbreaking — but there are a lot of hilarious and nostalgic Spider-Man: No Way Home quotes too!

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Spider-Man: No Way Home Quotes

Spider-Man: No Way Home is an absolute emotional roller coaster of a film. There is so much to love about this movie, one of which is a ton of memorable quotes. Here is a collection of the very best ones, that are sure to stick with fans of the web slinger for years to come.

As always, we try to keep these spoiler free by not attaching names to the quotes, but as you go further down the list, the more spoilery the list can become.

“Public Enemy #1.”

“That’s why they call it a fling.”

“Spider-Menace.”

“Don’t say anything without a lawyer!”

“I would like to have my words stricken from the record.”

“What is happening?”

“You’re gonna need a really good lawyer.”

“I have a weird question.”

“I am the most famous person in the entire world. And I’m still broke.”

“Go get ’em, Tiger.”

“Where we shape heroes.”

“We all know you can do it.” 

“Yes, my Spider-Lord.”

“They have crime in Boston, right?”

“If you expect disappointment, you can never get disappointed.”

“I wouldn’t change a thing I did.”

“Try not to slip, we don’t have liability insurance.”

“He got it on a technicality because I blipped for five years.”

“That feels weird, but I’ll allow it.”

“Even if I wanted to, I don’t have the Time Stone anymore.”

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“Hasn’t he been through enough?”

“Don’t call me sir.”

“Is she your girlfriend just because you’re Spider-Man?”

“Everyone who knows and loves you… we’d have no memory of you. It would be as though you don’t exist.”

“Stop tampering with the spell!”

“No, I am annoyed.”

“After everything we’ve been through I forget you’re just a kid.”

“You didn’t rehearse that, did you Peter?”

“Do I know you?”

“Looks like we got competition.” 

“I’ve underestimated you. But now you die.”

“You’re not Peter Parker.”

“Pairing new device.”

“Peter, you’re a hero.”

“This isn’t about me.”

“Be careful what you wish for.”

“The multiverse is real?”

“He was like a flying green elf.”

“Sometimes I get these tinglings in my hands.”

“I know a couple magic words myself, starting with please.”

“Let’s catch some multiverse men.”

“You can take the guy out of the chair, but you can’t take the chair out of the guy.”

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“I got my body back.”

“The power. It’s different. I like it.”

“It’s just a tree.”

“Did you get a makeover?”

“You can’t escape yourself.”

“Leave me alone, please.”

“I didn’t know where to go.”

“He’s lost. Not just in the cosmos. In his mind.”

“They all have their own mental and physical issues.”

“For them? Or for yourself?”

“This is what we do. We help people.”

“It’s Michelle Jones, actually.”

“They both died fighting Spider-Man.”

“No thanks. I’ll pass on that.”

“I’m sorry kid.”

“This is why I never had kids.”

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“This feels amazing.”

“That might be one the coolest things that’s ever happened to me. But don’t do it again.”

“You know Geometry.”

“You know what’s cooler than magic? Math.”

“I have to try.”

“You could have just left us to die. Why didn’t you?”
“That’s not who he is.”

“When you try to fix people, there are consequences.”

“No way that’s his girlfriend. No way.”

“I could go for a burrito.”

“Gotta be careful where you fall.”

“It’s so quiet. I’m grateful.”

“No more darker half.”

“Norman’s on sabbatical, honey.”

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“These are not curses, they’re gifts.”

“Gods don’t have to choose, we take.”

“I liked you better before.”

“Strong enough to have it all, too weak to take it.”

“Your weakness Peter, is morality.”

“You tried to fix me, now I’m gonna fix you.”

“No good deed goes unpunished. You can thank me later.”

“With great power there must also come great responsibility.”

“Tragedy. What else can I call it.”

“We the innocent are left to pick up the pieces.”

“All real? I knew it!”

“Magic’s real here too?”

“Since you’re like, up there already.”

“Great, it’s just some random guy.”

“I’m going to bed.”

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“Honestly right now we’re all he has left.” 

“Better view.”
“That is a sweet view.”

“Please don’t tell me you know what I’m going through.”

“It’s not my problem. I don’t care anymore. I’m done.”

“I’m never donna be able to forgive myself for that.”

“At some point, I stopped pulling my punches.”

“I wanna kill him. I wanna tear him apart.”

“He died in my arms after he tried to kill me.”

“I’m here. I’m not going anywhere.”

“I got no time for Peter Parker stuff.”

“Are you going into battle dressed as a really cool Youth Pastor?”

“Wait, you can do that?”

“My Aunt May taught me that everyone deserves a second chance.”

“World, if you’re watching, wish me luck. Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man could really use some.”

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“Don’t make me a murderer.”

“Welcome back Sir.”

“Did you just open a portal?”

“There’s probably a Black Spider-Man somewhere.”

“Trying to do better.”

“I’ve been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!”

“Can the Spider-Man come out to play?”

“Are you OK?”
“Yeah. Are you OK?”

“Thank you Mr. Cape, Sir.”

“I just wanna kill you myself.”

“Is this happening, or am I dying?”

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“Are there people in the sky?”

“They’re here because of you.”

“Make everyone forget.”

“Yeah, still feels weird.”

“It’s what we do.”

“I’m gonna come find you.”

“I don’t wanna do that.”

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“There’s nothing we can do.” 

“I promise, I’ll fix this.”

“Wait and tell me when you see me again.”

“Doesn’t really hurt anymore.”

“I lost a good friend a while back. It felt like this.”

“It hurts because they’re gone and then it hurts all over again because you remember what they stood for.”

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About Spider-Man: No Way Home

With Spider-Man’s identity now revealed, our friendly neighborhood web-slinger is unmasked and no longer able to separate his normal life as Peter Parker from the high stakes of being a superhero. When Peter asks for help from Doctor Strange, the stakes become even more dangerous, forcing him to discover what it truly means to be Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: No Way Home hits theaters on December 17th.