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The Best Quotes From The Freaky Movie Starring Vince Vaughn

Freaky movie is a fun twist on the classic Freaky Friday story, and is filled with hilarious quotes — mostly from Vince Vaughn!

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Freaky is a comedy thriller twist on the classic tale of Freaky Friday where two people switch bodies. This time it is a killer and a teenage girl. I can’t even explain how much this movie made me laugh. Something about Vince Vaughn acting like a teenage girl in his giant man body was beyond hilarious! 

Be sure to read my Freaky movie review!

Freaky Movie Quotes

Because of how funny this Freaky movie is, there are a lot of great quotes! Here is a collection of my favorites! As always, I try my best to stay spoiler free. But as you near the bottom of the list, they may give minor spoilers. So if you haven’t seen the movie yet and don’t want spoilers, be warned.

If I missed your favorite Freaky quote let me know in the comments! Enjoy!

“What about me?” – Teenage Boy

“Yeah, because guys are so considerate.” – Teenage Girl

“Your night is still ending in tragedy.” – Char

“I love your black wiener Mr. Daniels.” – Josh

“Your mom’s super power is guilt.” – Josh

“You can’t keep living your life for someone else. You gotta do what’s good for you.” – Josh

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“I love your dress. I think I saw it at Discount Bonanza. Did your mom get an employee discount?” – Ryler

“Where am I? Oh, my God. Why do I sound like that?” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“Four very dead teens, it seems pretty real to me.” – Josh

“I smell like hotdog water.” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“I’m missing AP Bio, I didn’t come here to clam jam with you.” – Ryler

“You’re black! I’m gay! We are so dead!” – Josh

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“You can totally tell me, I’m like the most trustworthy person.” – Ryler

“Standing and peeing is kind of rad!” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“You’ve got to see this it’s like a floppy anteater!” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“She’s got a d*ck in her hand and you are wearing Chanel number 5. I think we are past that.” – Nyla

“I’m dyslexic! I have a doctor’s note.” – Josh

“Oh my God, did you just pee yourself?” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“He’s even gorgeous when he’s unconscious.” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“Have you ever seen me dress like that? Although, I do kind of like what he’s doing here.” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“Great. Leave me alone with murder Barbie.” – Josh

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Kathryn Newton as The Butcher in Millie Kessler’s body in Freaky, co-written and directed by Christopher Landon.

“Joshua you are many things, but straight is not one of them.” – Josh’s mom

“I’ve never been so stressed and excited at the same time in my life. #Stresscited #NervesOfSteel #WhatIsSheDoing” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“How weird is it that I kind of feel like kissing you right now?” – Booker

“Let’s try this again when my hand isn’t bigger than your face.” – Millie as Blissfield Butcher

“I can’t wait to kill you.” – Blissfield Butcher as Millie

“Are you good at math Millie? Cause the way I see it, you have three holes and it all adds up.” – Football player

“Little girls shouldn’t play with guns.” – Blissfield Butcher

“Having balls sucks.” – Millie

“I’m a f*cking piece.” – Millie

If you enjoyed these Freaky movie quotes, be sure to check out my other quotes collections from your favorite movies and TV shows!

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About Freaky

Seventeen-year-old Millie Kessler spends her days trying to survive high school and the cruel actions of the popular crowd. But when she becomes the latest target of the Butcher, the town’s infamous serial killer, her senior year becomes the least of her worries. When the Butcher’s mystical dagger causes him and Millie to magically switch bodies, the frightened teen learns she has just 24 hours to get her identity back before she looks like a middle-aged maniac forever.

Freaky is available on Video On Demand now!

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