The Best Quotes From Netflix’s Animal Crackers


Animal Crackers is a fun, family-friendly film coming to Netflix on July 24th. Here is a collection of my favorite quotes from the movie, Animal Crackers.

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Animal Crackers is a fun animated film that is sure to be a hit with the whole family. It is coming to Netflix on July 24th and trust me when I say, you don’t want to miss it! It is entertaining for both kids and adults, and has an amazing voice cast attached to it. 

Here is a collection of some of my favorite quotes from Animal Crackers. Enjoy!

Animal Crackers Quotes

This movie has some of the best voices in Hollywood attached to it, so of course it has some great quotes. Here are some of my favorites. 

“Best of all for you it’s starring me!” – Horatio P. Huntington

“Half of the world famous Huntington Brothers circus. Which half? I’ll let you decide.” – Chesterfield

“She’s poison this one.” – Horatio P. Huntington

“She goes or I go. Choose now.” – Horatio P. Huntington

“With this metabolism I could eat a chocolate elephant and never gain a pound.” – Chesterfield

“He practically grew up right there in the front row, and he wasn’t the only one.” – Chesterfield

“It turns out Bob and Talia weren’t the only ones to fall in love at the circus.” – Chesterfield

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“In Chesterfield’s defense, he’s a clown.” – Owen

“I’m eating dog biscuits…for a job.” – Owen

“I just created the machine.” – Binkley

“I’m a heffalump!” – Owen

“If it isn’t Sir Burps-a-lot.” – Brock

“Check out these pecs.” – Brock

“The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.” – Mr. Woodley

“It’s going nuclear!” – Binkley

“Were you gonna say your nincompoopy?” – Mr. Woodley

“He’s a bottom biter!” – Horatio P. Huntington

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“A man who could belch the entire alphabet in a single breath. It takes me like 24…” – Chesterfield

“We’re all family to Bob and Talia. And family is everything to them.” – Chesterfield

“He suddenly realizes he’s a lover, not a fighter.” – Mario Zucchini

“A mysterious package. The Zucchini is intrigued…” – Mario Zucchini

“I’m not your henchman you bumbling buffoon!”- Horatio P. Huntington

“For Science!” – Binkley

“You’ll choke, you always do.” – Brock

“Old gross cookies will turn you into a monster. That’s a fact. Ask your mom.” – Owen

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“I look like Smurfette!” – Binkley

“He’s like a ninja!” – Binkley

“For the love of Tom and Jerry please stop pummeling me with your purse!” – Owen

“Why is it whenever you’re in a hurry you get stuck behind a pizza truck!” – Mario Zucchini

“Looks like someone started snacking early.” – Chesterfield

“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…” – Chesterfield

“Look at me I’m Owen…  my pants are high… my IQ is low…” – Chesterfield

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“He got the fame, the fortune, even the girl!” – Horatio P. Huntington

“It could have been mine. I should have been mine!” – Horatio P. Huntington

“The magic is gone.” – Owen

“Everything that was special about this circus is gone.” – Owen

“Besides…it should be fun!” – Zoe

“What if we try up, up, down, down, left, left, right, b, a, start?” – Brinkley

“You’re breath is not great.” – Owen

“Sit your BUTT in that CHAIR and LISTEN UP!” – Binkley

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“What happened to that wide-eyed kid that used to love the circus?” – Chesterfield
“I don’t know. He grew up.” – Owen

“It’s just math!” – Mr. Woodley

“Not even if it was poison and that was the antidote.” – Mr. Woodley

“Good morning Daddy bear.” – Mackenzie

“She’s taming the savage beast!” – Chesterfield

“This is my home. This is my family.” – Owen

“We make people happy.” – Owen

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“Quiter cooties.” – Brock

“A baboon! A talking baboon! A lion! A talking lion!” – Mr. Woodley & Binkley

“I have a blue butt!” – Brock

“Well that was surprisingly easy.” – Mario Zucchini

“You’re making people happy. That’s no small thing.” – Chesterfield

“I’ll only make this offer once. If you refuse…well… that’s how the cookie crumbles.”- Horatio P. Huntington

“I would rather deal with pathetic little you.” – Horatio P. Huntington

“Is this really how you want to be seen? How you want to live your life? A monster?” – Bob

“Don’t mess with my family!” – Zoe

“Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” – Bullet-Man

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Check out my other collections of quotes!

About Animal Crackers

A family must use a magical box of Animal Crackers to save a run-down circus from being taken over by their evil uncle Horatio P. Huntington.

Animal Crackers is coming to Netflix on July 24th!


      • Oh that is so wonderful! I can’t tell you how happy that makes me.
        I’m assuming you’re watching the Chinese bootleg?

        The version coming to Netflix is the FINISHED movie. So, I hope you appreciate the additional dialogue and scenes and finished music and sound.

        The Chinese cut was an unfinished piece.

        Either way… THANK YOU! My wife and I just loved reading these and I’d love to share this AFTER it comes out in 11 days if that’s okay.

        • Actually I am a Rotten Tomatoes approved critic and was given screener access from Netflix. And I am so thankful that the screeners do not disappear after one watch because this has been a daily watch for us! My review will be coming next week, closer to release, and of course, I will be linking it to Rotten Tomatoes. You are absolutely welcome to share this after it comes out! I am very excited for the world to see it! Such a great film!

          • Holy Cow! That is… I don’t know what to say!

            Netflix sent you a screener? WOW!

            And you’re a Rotten Tomatoes approved critic?
            WOW! WOW!

            This is my first film and I honestly don’t know what to expect from all of this. I’m both excited and petrified.

            Reading your reply has completely taken away my fears.

            This truly means the world to me knowing that you and your family enjoyed the film. ♥♥♥

          • I am so excited for you! You’re first film! That is amazing! Well great job on it. Really. Yup, Netflix sent me a screener after I requested one. My daughters and I were so excited from the trailer that we just had to check it out!

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