The Best Quotes From Disney’s Artemis Fowl


Artemis Fowl is the story of a 12 year old boy genius based on a book series of the same name. Here are my favorite quotes from Disney’s Artemis Fowl!

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Disney’s Artemis Fowl is going to be available to watch exclusively on Disney+ starting June 12th, and this is one magical tale that you do not want to miss! I am a huge fan of the book series and have been looking forward to this movie for years. As I watched the Artemis Fowl, I collected my favorite quotes. Enjoy!

Learn everything you need to know about Artemis Fowl before watching the movie.

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Ferdia Shaw is Artemis Fowl in Disney’s ARTEMIS FOWL, an adventure directed by Kenneth Branagh that finds 12-year-old genius Artemis Fowl in a battle of strength and cunning against a powerful, hidden race of fairies.

Artemis Fowl Quotes

Curl up with a Mulch Diggums inspired dirt cup dessert and check out these great quotes from Disney’s Artemis Fowl.

“Do not underestimate the kid.” – Mulch Diggums

“Let me tell you the story of Artemis Fowl. A story that begins where every great story begins. In a place where magic and wonder still exists.” – Mulch Diggums

“When you’re that unusual, you’re gonna stick out.” – Mulch Diggums

“If there was one thing Artemis liked more than his own company, it was being at home with his dad.” – Mulch Diggums

“I’m not a kid anymore dad.” – Artemis Fowl

“What I really want, is to believe in you.” – Artemis Fowl

“You’re all I have now Artie, let me keep you safe for a little longer.” – Artemis Fowl Sr.

“Until we meet again, may a friend be always near.” – Artemis Fowl Sr.

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“Under no circumstances were you to ever call him The Butler, even though his last name was in fact, Butler. You could call him Dom or Domavoi, or very large man in a suit. But call him The Butler and he’d snap you in half.” – Mulch Diggums

“Maybe those stories can help us find him.” – Domavoi Butler

“He never told me how to start, but he may have told me how to end.” – Artemis Fowl

“Time to believe in fairies. But they aren’t real. Are they?” – Artemis Fowl

“Their cities at the center of the Earth are not out of fairy tales. Oh no. they are just as real as you. Diverse. And Strange. And beautiful.” – Mulch Diggums

“Less of a plan, more like a lifestyle choice.” – Mulch Diggums

“You spy or you die!”

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“You can be a good officer. Just don’t make this personal.” – Commander Root

“Do not ask him for a ride. I learned that the hard way.” – Mulch Diggums

“Is this the best we can do? Send in the daughter of Beachwood Short, the traitor.”
“You’re not fit to say his name.” – Commander Root

“You’ll never get away with this. My people will come for me.” – Holly Short

“Most human beings are afraid of Gluten, how do you think they’d handle goblins.” – Mulch Diggums

“Top of the morning.” – Commander Root

“I prefer scared to dead if possible.” – Artemis Fowl
“I agree.” – Domavoi Butler

“He has your flair for the dramatic.”

“Fairies and humans are incapable of friendship. Incapable of coexistence.” 

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Nonso Anozie is Butler, Lara McDonnell is Holly Short, Josh Gad is Mulch Diggums and Ferdia Shaw is Artemis Fowl in Disney’s ARTEMIS FOWL, directed by Kenneth Branagh. Photo by Nicola Dove. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

“You Fowl’s have been giving us trouble for centuries.” – Commander Root

“Your skin may be fireproof, but what about your brain?” – Mulch Diggums

“Has anyone ever told you you’re like David Bowie, if David Bowie were a fairy. So essentially, you’re David Bowie? Do you think the humans will ever find out he was one of us?” – Mulch Diggums

“I’ll need my gun.” – Holly Short

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“I didn’t cry, did I?” – Domvoi Butler

“My father used to say, a friend’s eye is a good mirror.” – Artemis Fowl

“I just followed the story, with a little help from a friend.” – Artemis Fowl

“Our world’s never been so much in danger. It’s not perfect, Holly, but it’s ours.” – Commander Root

“I’m Artemis Fowl. And I’m a criminal mastermind.” – Artemis Fowl

“Clap your hands if you believe in fairies.” – Mulch Diggums

About Disney’s Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl is a 12-year-old genius and descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds. He soon finds himself in an epic battle against a race of powerful underground fairies who may be behind his father’s disappearance. 

Watch Disney’s Artemis Fowl on Disney+ now!

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