The Best Quotes From SCOOB! Movie


SCOOB! is an action packed family film that is also full of laughs! To celebrate the fact that you can watch SCOOB! at home today, here are my favorite quotes.

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SCOOB! is a super fun family film that is sure to have you laughing. But it is so much more than that. Between the laughter, there is also action and even some heartwarming moments. To help celebrate the fact that SCOOB! is available to rent or own today, I put together a list of my favorite quotes from SCOOB for you! 

Be sure to read my SCOOB! review, if you haven’t already.

The Best SCOOB Quotes

So much of SCOOB had me laughing, but it also was a heartwarming movie at points. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the movie.

“Friends. Who needs ’em? You do!” – Podcast

“Nobody likes my sandwiches.” – Shaggy

“If a dog has a middle name, there is no punishment for damages or theft.” – Police Officer

“I’ve never had a bed before. In fact, I’ve never had anything before.” – Scooby-Doo

“Don’t you know Halloween is just a marketing ploy by big corn syrup?” – Bully

“I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling…” – Villain

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“How many scary monsters could there be?” – Shaggy

“Congratulations boys – you’re terrible!” – Simon

“How does he do that? He’s mean, but he makes it fun!” – Fred

“You lost us at hardwork and determination.” – Shaggy
“But got us back at sandwich!” – Scooby-Doo

“What’s more valuable than friendship?” – Shaggy

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“Dick…with a D!” – Dick Dasterdly

“You can’t count on friendship. People change. When you get into real trouble, friendship won’t save the day.” – Simon

“No fries for you.” – Scooby

“No offense, but I think I liked you better as a bowling ball!” – Shaggy

“Did you Ikea?” – Shaggy

“Dick Dastardly — Shocker, he’s a psychotic super villain.” – Dee Dee Skyes

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“If you get sick, puke on Brian.” – Dynomutt

“You guys, adventure’s calling and it’s for you!” – Blue Falcon

“I have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped. Whoever those ‘friends’ are, must be carrying a TON of guilt on their shoulders right about now.” – Bowling Alley Employee

“Grow up Fred. Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it?” – Velma
“If it’s more than zero, I don’t wanna know.” – Fred
“It’s more. Much, much more.” – Velma

“You have to pay for Netflix?!?” – Fred

“You are responsible for my suffering!” – Dick Dastardly 

“Those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.” – Dynomutt

“Last time you listened to someone on the internet, you thought tinder was an app that delivers firewood.” – Dynomutt

“Stop right there you filthy animal, and your dog too!” – Dick Dasterdly

“Everybody say Hashtag Foxy Falcon!” – Blue Falcon

“We both struggle with confidence. When Dasterdly attacked we were both freaking out and hiding.” – Shaggy

“Meters Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we — in Europe?” – Fred

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“Must be in your head. Your giant inflated head.” – Shaggy

“Poor man’s Hemsworth stays with me!” – Dick Dasterdly

“When you get some on you, rub it in. It’s just like lotion.” – Captain Caveman

“I know I’m small. It’s a pituitary thing.” – Captain Caveman

“I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs — over easy!” – Captain Caveman

“That’s just a wave, dipstick.” – Blue Falcon

“People can grow. But it doesn’t mean that we’re growing apart.” – Shaggy

“Uh oh, a little more than I bargained for.” – Dick Dasterdly

“Never mess with another man’s vehicle.” – Fred

“You’re the heart of Mystery, Inc.” – Velma

Which one of these SCOOB quotes is your favorite?

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About SCOOB!

With hundreds of cases solved and adventures shared, Scooby and the gang face their biggest, most challenging mystery ever — a plot to unleash the ghost dog Cerberus upon the world. As they race to stop this global dog-pocalypse, the gang discovers that Scooby has a secret legacy and an epic destiny greater than anyone could have imagined.

SCOOB is available to rent or own today!

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