James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad has a lot of hilarious, off the wall, and just fantastic quotes — be warned, there is some language!
The Suicide Squad Quotes
The Suicide Squad has a whole ton of amazing quotes — some are hilarious and some are straight up bizarre. This movie is packed to the brim with one liners because James Gunn was allowed to do what he does best — write and direct a mind-blowing and off the wall comic book movie.
As always, there are no names attached to the quotes in order to remain somewhat spoiler free, but do keep in mind as you go down the list, there could be some spoilers. LANGUAGE WARNING AS WELL. Enjoy!
“Robert DuBois. He’s in prison for putting Superman in the ICU with a Kryptonite bullet.”
“Each member was chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities.”
“Yo! They sat me next to a werewolf?! Yo, let me out!”
“All American women love accents.”
“We do! ‘Cause we don’t got none!”
“I’m the one that tipped you off.”
“That is an overhead projector.”
“Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there’s any connection?”
“I hope so.”
“Can we be your friends?”
“I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.”
“I’m a princess.”
“Recently I made a promise to myself that next time I got a boyfriend I’d be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and murder him.”
“When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don’t just go away quietly.”
“I know what you’re trying to say, why not just leave?”
“This coming from a guy who wears a toilet seat on his head?”
“I pretended they were my mom and killed them all.”
“Did you show them the birdies?”
“Killing children is a red flag.”
“When you have as bad a taste in men as I do…”
“Rest in piece to that beautiful monster between your legs.”
“Ratatouille, what do you got?”
“Nanaue. Stay off the comm.”
“You were gonna save me?”
“This is suicide.”
“That’s kind of our thing.”
“I love the rain. It’s like angels smooching all over us.”
“New stupid friends!”
“What a joke.”
“Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures my love. If they have a purpose, so do we.”
“I know why I am carrying the javelin!”
“This city is mine.”
“I’m a superhero. I’m a motherfucking super….”
“I told you I’d make you a leader.”
“That’s my dad.”
“I could be your friend, Milton.”
“We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton!”
About The Suicide Squad
Welcome to hell – a.k.a. Belle Reve, the prison with the highest mortality rate in the US of A. Where the worst Super-Villains are kept and where they will do anything to get out – even join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X. Today’s do-or-die assignment? Assemble a collection of cons, including Bloodsport, Peacemaker, Captain Boomerang, Ratcatcher 2, Savant, King Shark, Blackguard, Javelin and everyone’s favorite psycho, Harley Quinn. Then arm them heavily and drop them (literally) on the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.
Trekking through a jungle teeming with militant adversaries and guerrilla forces at every turn, the Squad is on a search-and-destroy mission with only Colonel Rick Flag on the ground to make them behave…and Amanda Waller’s government techies in their ears, tracking their every movement. And as always, one wrong move and they’re dead (whether at the hands of their opponents, a teammate, or Waller herself). If anyone’s laying down bets, the smart money is against them – all of them.
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Tessa Smith is a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer-approved Film and TV Critic. She is also a Freelance Writer. Tessa has been in the Entertainment writing business for almost ten years and is a member of several Critics Associations including the Hollywood Critics Association and the Greater Western New York Film Critics Association.