Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is filled with hilarious quotes! It’s a new movie on Netflix starring Will Ferrell & Rachel McAdams.
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga is a hilarious new movie on Netflix that is more than worth a watch. It starts Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams and will have you cracking up time and time again! I put together a list of my favorite quotes from Eurovision Song Contest, but seriously, I could have written down the whole movie.
Check out my Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga review to see read this is a must watch!
Best Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga Quotes
I have watched Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga three times now and each time I crack up laughing. That is always a good thing when the jokes continue to hit, time and time again. I collected some of my favorite quotes from Eurovision Song Contest but trust me when I say, I could have shared a lot more.
“She’s probably not my sister.” – Lars
“Stephan just got his first armpit hair today, so he is very excited.” – Lars
“Play Ja Ja Ding Dong!” – Crowd
“Just be cool. Let him go.” – Sigrit
“Romance, it ruins the bands.” – Lars
“The elves went too far.” – Sigrit
“Now I have to become an international star to prove to all of Iceland, and my extremely handsome father, that I have not wasted my life.” – Lars
“Whenever I felt like giving up, you have given me hope Lars.” – Sigrit
“You have to watch that guy, he is a sex player.” – Lars
“I sense he does have a very large penis.” – Sigrit
“The penis on the Greek statues, they are very dangley.” – Lars
“I think I know rotten shark meat when I smell it.” – Sigrit
“You hit me but it is very light. It is very relaxing.” – Alexander
“Rich, hairless Russian guy with a huge dingle-dong came between us.” – Lars
“Stop laughing! I’m trying to fight you!” – Lars
“You hit me, but very light. Like silky kitty fist in marshmallow boxing glove.” – Alexander
“Go home and build your wall. You sh*t for brains Americans.” – Lars
“Don’t you have some traffic to sit in with your monster trucks and your chili corn dogs?” – Lars
“The perfect song isn’t the winning song but a song that comes from the heart.” – Lars
“Remember, give up on your dreams now while you’re still young.” – Lars
“The Eurovision Song Contest means everything to me. It is my life.” – Lars
“You don’t have single chance of making it.” – Alexander
“I have some opiates for you you can take while you over leverage your credit cards and you buy too many houses.” – Lars
About Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
When aspiring musicians Lars (Will Ferrell) and Sigrit (Rachel McAdams) are given the opportunity of a lifetime to represent their country at the world’s biggest song competition, they finally have a chance to prove that any dream is a dream worth fighting for.
Watch Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga on Netflix June 26th!
Tessa Smith is a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer-approved Film and TV Critic. She is also a Freelance Writer. Tessa has been in the Entertainment writing business for ten years and is a member of several Critics Associations including the Critics Choice Association and the Greater Western New York Film Critics Association.