Zombieland 2: Double Tap was better than I ever imagined it would be — in part because of the hilarious quotes. Here is a list of my favorites!
I love a comedy horror movies like Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland. So when I found out about Zombieland 2: Double Tap, I was thrilled! Well, this movie did not disappoint. There were so many quotes that stuck with me, and that have me cracking up when I think of them. Here is a complete list of my absolute favorites!
Zombieland 2: Double Tap Quotes
This movie was so funny that I found myself laughing out loud several times. My husband and I find ourselves constantly quoting this movie, and then cracking up laughing when we do. Here is a list of what I think are the best quotes from Zombieland 2: Double Tap.
Welcome to Zombieland. Back for seconds? After all this time? Well, what can I say, but thank you. You have a lot of choices when it comes to zombie entertainment, and we appreciate you picking us. – Columbus
Merry Christmas! What would you like, little girl? – Tallahassee
“I have nothing against pacifists, I just wanna beat the shit out of ’em.” – Tallahassee
When you love something, you shoot it in the face, so it doesn’t become a flesh eating monster. – Wichita
It’s time to nut up or shut up. – Tallahassee
You know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains and she ain’t got none. – Tallahassee
I’m really good at surviving. I’m literally alive. – Madison
Even 12-year-olds know who Bob Dylan is, you f*cking poser. – Little Rock
You’ll be the first to die, but I like your enthusiasm. – Tallahassee
This is terrifying but totally unrealistic. – Columbus
The old man is so tiny! – Madison
Oopsie! I forgot the seat belt rule. -Madison
You shot your alcohol with your gun. – Columbus
No guns, just hugs. – Berkley
Let me call AAA for you. I’m sure they’ll be right over. – Albuquerque
There’s a new kind of zombie, better adapted to the hunt. – Wichita
Am I hallucinating? – Wichita
I ain’t afraid of no ghost. – Bill Murray
Because if our adventures had taught us about anything, it was home. Wichita didn’t need to be afraid of it. I didn’t need to keep looking for it. Because home isn’t a place, it’s the people you’re with. I guess that’s why they’re called your homies. And my homies are pretty f**king awesome. So till next time, this is Columbus, Ohio, on behalf of Wichita, Little Rock, Reno, and Tallahassee, saying hasta la vista, baby. That one’s for you, Flagstaff. – Columbus
About Zombieland: Double Tap
A decade after Zombieland became a hit film and a cult classic, the lead cast (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin, and Emma Stone) have reunited with director Ruben Fleischer (Venom) and the original writers Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick (Deadpool) for Zombieland: Double Tap.
In the sequel, written by Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick and Dave Callaham, through comic mayhem that stretches from the White House and through the heartland, these four slayers must face off against the many new kinds of zombies that have evolved since the first movie, as well as some new human survivors. But most of all, they have to face the growing pains of their own snarky, makeshift family.
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