There are 31 The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology Songs by Taylor Swift and 31 Baskin Robbins flavors? Coincidence? We think not.
Baskin Robbins is know for having 31 flavors of ice cream, and Taylor Swift released an album with 31 tracks – The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology – on April 19th. Let’s have fun and compare each song to one of the original 31 Baskin Robbins flavors.
The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology Songs as Baskin Robbins Flavors
These comparisons are based on the first 31 Baskin Robbins flavors from when the store was first opened in 1945. There are now more than 31 flavors, despite the comany still using the tagline, as there are seasonal rotations.
- Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone) – Maple Nut
- The Tortured Poets Department – Chocolate Ribbon
- My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys – Chocolate
- Down Bad – Chocolate Chip
- So Long, London – Vanilla Burnt Almond
- But Daddy I Love Him – Date Nut
- Fresh Out The Slammer – Peach
- Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine) – Orange Sherbet
- Guilty as Sin? – Chocolate Fudge
- Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? – Strawberry
- I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) – Chocolate Almond
- loml – Butterscotch Ribbon
- I Can Do It With A Broken Heart – Cherry Macaron
- The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived – Peppermint Stick
- The Alchemy – Raspberry Sherbet
- Clara Bow – Chocolate Mint
- The Black Dog – Black Walnut
- imgonnagetyouback – Burgundy Cherry
- The Albatross – Coffee Candy
- Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus – Lemon Custard
- How Did It End? – Pineapple Sherbet
- So High School – French Vanilla
- I Hate It Here – Green Mint Stick
- thanK you aIMee – Coffee
- I Look in People’s Windows – Banana Nut Fudge
- The Prophecy – Lemon Crisp
- Cassandra – Eggnog
- Peter – Vanilla
- The Bolter – Peppermint Fudge Ribbon
- Robin – Rocky Road Nut
- The Manuscript – Lemon Sherbet
NEXT: The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology Songs Ranked
Tessa Smith is a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer-approved Film and TV Critic. She is also a Freelance Writer. Tessa has been in the Entertainment writing business for ten years and is a member of several Critics Associations including the Critics Choice Association and the Greater Western New York Film Critics Association.