One of the reasons we all love Christmas movie so much is because of their quotes and the way they make us feel! Here are my favorites!
I love Christmas movies, and I know I cannot be the only one. They always get me in a cheery mood! Whether they are funny movies, heartfelt movies, or jolly movies — they always do the trick! In this article I have put together a collection of my favorite Christmas movie quotes!
If there is a Christmas movie you would like me to add to the list, let me know in the comments and I will! Happy holidays!
Elf Quotes
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Buddy
“I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!” – Buddy
“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” – Buddy
“I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite.” – Buddy
“Son of a nutcracker!” – Buddy
“SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” – Buddy
“He’s an angry elf.” – Buddy
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” – Buddy
“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Buddy
A Christmas Story Quotes
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” — Santa Claus
“I triple-dog-dare ya!” — Schwartz
“Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!” — Old Man Parker
“Oh my god, I shot my eye out!” — Ralphie Parker
“Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.” — Randy Parker
Jingle All the Way Quotes
“Put that cookie down!” – Howard Langston
“I’m not a pervert! I just was looking for Turbo Man doll!” – Howard Langston
“I’m gonna deck your halls, bub.” — Santa Claus
“It’s Turbo time!” — Howard Langston
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes
“No one should be alone on Christmas.” – Cindy Lou Who
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” – The Grinch
“Holiday who-be what-ee?” – The Grinch
“Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” – The Grinch
“HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” – The Grinch
“I could use a little social interaction.” – The Grinch
“Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The Grinch
“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” – The Grinch
The Santa Clause Quotes
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I wake up, I’m getting a CAT scan!” – Scott Calvin
“I’m in big trouble.” – Scott Calvin
“It felt like America’s Most Wanted.” – Scott Calvin
“Everybody likes Denny’s, it’s an American institution.” – Scott Calvin
“You put on the suit, you’re the big guy.” – Bernard
Miracle on 34th Street Quotes
“I believe, I believe, it’s silly, but I believe.” – Susan Walker
“Christmas isn’t just a day. It’s a frame of mind.” – Kris Kringle
Home Alone Quotes
“Look what you did you little jerk.” – Uncle Frank
“Keep the change, you filthy animal.” – Gangster Johnny
“You’re what the French call ‘les incompetents.’” – Linnie McCallister
“Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!” – Kevin McCallister
“This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” – Kevin McCallister
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