Best Haunted Mansion Movie Quotes: These quotes from the Haunted Mansion (2023) are hilarious, deep, and filled with Easter Eggs from the ride!
Best Haunted Mansion Quotes
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Welcome Foolish Mortals
Where death is not an ending, but a new beginning.
Welcome home.
You’ll be back.
This place is haunted.
This is our home now.
Nah, we’re out.
Trying to see the unseen.
I’m from Syracuse.
I don’t care.
No such thing as ghosts.
I understand a lunch break. This seems more like dinner and a movie.
Not today.
The treasures I seek are in Heaven.
You smell like yesterday.
One man’s monster is another man’s great Halloween costume.
My job is having faith. I got faith in you.
You and I are so different but when we come together, it’s great.
I’m not afraid of a couple ghosts.
You say that now.
It’s my worst nightmare.
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I found this place on Zillow.
The power of suggestion.
Right on time.
Something followed me home.
Do you think I would keep my son in a haunted house?
The ghosts are like bed bugs.
I will do anything to protect my son.
But your eyes were screaming yes.
Out ghosts kept wanting us to return.
After midnight we all stay together in this room.
He’s going to be so excited you’re here. He loves guests.
They were just running me home.
People used to eat here.
That’s when things started getting weird.
Ghosts like to fight.
Nine is young!
I was driving at nine.
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Madame Leota was the greatest medium ever.
God, give us a break.
I feel like there are so many bad people. Haunt them.
You were the grieving spirit.
I’m too old to die.
This feels different.
I don’t like the chair.
Don’t leave me.
It’s good she’s not here.
We have a friend in common.
Take us with you.
Not in Rome.
Attics are historically terrifying.
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I’m sure these guys all deserved what they got.
I’m different. I’m an ally to you and to all women.
Very powerful book you’re holding. Best you know how to use it.
It’ll cost you. Three dollars.
Hundreds of spirits freely come and go.
Probably months now.
He needs one thousand.
I fear he may be a little young to process existential threat.
I don’t know why they don’t like me. I dress my best every day. I raise my hand in class. I always make sure everyone follows the rules on the playground.
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Sage from Costco.
Bursted like a balloon.
Can you play something a little more light?
This is all he wants to hear.
No one knows his mortal name.
You must not let him take the last soul.
Boo.
Suffering is the weak.
You can get what you want. If your willing.
For a ghost realm there was a lot of life.
I just wanted to see her one more time.
She died alone.
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A murderer in life. Now a murderer in death.
This guy was so petty, you have to respect it.
The head is still here.
I’m a child.
No singing along please.
This is a tunnel or terrors.
I’m gonna need a drink.
When hinges creek in doorless chambers.
But there’s always room for one more.
Let my friends show you around.
I have faith in you.
You’re too stupid to understand.
I hate it everywhere.
All roads lead to me.
Are you ready to go home?
He feeds on your grief.
She knows.
We gotta talk about boundaries.
This house is where I belong.
To the afterlife.
To life.
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About Haunted Mansion
Inspired by the classic theme park attraction, “Haunted Mansion” is about a woman and her son who enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts to help rid their home of supernatural squatters. The film’s producers are Dan Lin and Jonathan Eirich, with Nick Reynolds and Tom Peitzman serving as executive producers.
Directed by Justin Simien, the film features an all-star cast ensemble cast including LaKeith Stanfield, Tiffany Haddish, Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rosario Dawson, Chase W. Dillon and Dan Levy, with Jamie Lee Curtis and Jared Leto as The Hatbox Ghost.
