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75+ Best Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse Quotes

The best Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse quotes — hilarious, emotional, touching, and heartwarming, these are the best movie quotes.

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Best Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse Quotes

As always, we try to keep these as spoiler free as possible by not attaching names to the quotes, but as you go further down the list, the more spoilery the list can become.

“My name is Miles Morales. I’m Brooklyn’s one and only Spider-Man. And things are going great.”

“Without Uncle Ben, none of us would be here!”

“Miles! You got a minute?”

“My dorm room is very adult.”

“I can hear you being quiet, Mom.”

“Is Spider-Man grounded?”

“How’s the manhunt for me going?”

“Glitching, huh? Been there.”

“It’s much cooler than a watch.”

“Will you adopt me?”

“You’re not my vulture.”

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“Hope I didn’t ice your game, man.”

“What did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means “tea”! You are saying “tea tea”!”

“Wherever you go from here, you have to promise to take care of that little boy for me. Make sure he never forgets where he came from. And he never doubts that he’s loved.”

“Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. Nah, I’ma do my own thing.”

“So are you like a cow? Or a Dalmatian?”

“I am the Spot! It’s not funny!”

“Dark Garfield.”

“That sounds like a really good fake job.”

“I’m not your guy in the chair.”

“Sometimes I wish I wasn’t the only one.”

“Destiny brought us here.”

“I’m just trying to lighten the mood.”

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“There’s bubbles now, hold on.”

“That’s my little man.”

“Are you trying to kill your mother?”

“He’s lying to you. And I think you know it.”

“It’s just hard to see my little man not be my little boy all the time.”

“I never thought I’d see you again.”

“I missed you, too.”

“Why does everybody say ATM Machine? The M stands for machine.”

“Unfortunately for both of us, this is skin.”

“The power of the multiverse in the palm of my hand.”

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“Wait a minute. There’s an elite crew with all the best Spider-People in it?”

“He’s like a ninja vampire Spider-Man, but a good guy.”

“A vampire good guy? I’d pay good money to see that.”

“men of your generation ignore their mental health for too long.”

“Can you just not be a cop for a second and be my dad?”

“I don’t know how to fix this.”

“I think it’s a Banksy.”

“Join the club.”

“Don’t tell your mom.”

“You’re the best thing I’ve ever done.”

“Can you stop talking about your holes?”

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“It was like giving birth.”

“Wanna get outta here?”

“He’s just a villain of the week.”

“We’re trying to keep the multiverse from collapsing.”

“Maybe somethings are supposed to be for us.”

“In every other universe Gwen falls for Spider-Man. And in ever other universe it doesn’t end well.”

“You never made a mistake?”

“Don’t Eat, Pray, Love me bro.”

“I love how many variations there are of you guys.”

“I’m in the zone!”

“I’ve never seen him so emotional.” 

“How are you even cooler under your mask?”

“It’s rude to stare.”

“Are you bleeding from your armpits?”

“It’s ok, we will get you a new suit.”

“Statement withdrawn.”

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“Yeah, I know it’s slow. It’s his thing.”

“I didn’t know they made those for adults.”

“I don’t believe in comedy.”

“Taking a crap on the establishment, I salute you.”

“bad things are gonna happen. It makes us who we are.”

“Who do you think you are anyways?”

“All he had to do is listen.”

“This mask is my badge.”

“I can’t lose one more friend.”

“It’s the Spider-Verse.”
“That sounds stupid.”

“One thing I learned from Miles, it’s all possible.”

Warning: The following Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse quotes are VERY spoilery.

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“Canon, chapters of ever spider, every time. Some good. Some bad.”

“I created you, you created me.”

“Is that like Comics con?”
“I don’t know what that is.”

“Don’t even get me started on Doctor Strange and that little nerd back on Earth 19999.”

“I’m gonna take everything from you just like you took everything from me.”

“I won’t be just a joke to you.”

“We’re supposed to be the good guys.”

“Canon events are the connection that binds our lives together.” 

“You don’t belong here. You never did.”

“You knew. You all knew.”

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About Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales returns for the next chapter of the Oscar®-winning Spider-Verse saga, Spider-Man™: Across the Spider-Verse. After reuniting with Gwen Stacy, Brooklyn’s full-time, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is catapulted across the Multiverse, where he encounters the Spider Society, a team of Spider-People charged with protecting the Multiverse’s very existence.

But when the heroes clash on how to handle a new threat, Miles finds himself pitted against the other Spiders and must set out on his own to save those he loves most. Anyone can wear the mask – it’s how you wear it that makes you a hero.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse swings into theaters June 2nd.