A Collection Of The Best Quotes From Willy’s Wonderland

Willy’s Wonderland is a crazy off the wall Nicolas Cage film that is filled with some pretty fantastic quotes — here are the best ones!

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Willy’s Wonderland Quotes

Willy’s Wonderland is a crazy off the wall Nicolas Cage film that is filled with some pretty off the wall quotes! There are so many great ones and I honestly could have written the whole movie down. Instead I picked a collection of my favorites to be featured. 

As always I try to keep this as spoiler free as I can, however, as you near the bottom, there may be some spoilery quotes so be careful if you have not seen Willy’s Wonderland yet.

“It’s your birthday, and we want you to have fun….”

“What some folks consider funny, can ruin a man’s whole day.”

“I don’t have time for this today.”

“There’s not a chance in Hell I’m letting you out of this trailer tonight.”

“Cash only. And in advance. I don’t take no plastic credit cards.”

“Ain’t that a dilly of a pickle. You willing to work it off?”

“Welcome to Willy’s Wonderland.”

“Good luck mister.”

“You know the story right?”

“You are officially on staff.”

“Be sure to take breaks. Always good to pace yourself.”

“Let’s get the Hell out of here. I can’t stand to hear a grown man scream.”

“No need to be a superhero.”

“I’m gonna feast on your face.”

“Let’s play hide and seek.”

“I’m gonna eat your eyes out and then feast on your soul.”

“Can you pour gas literally anywhere else?”

“You wanna go in there with those things? Are you high?”

“I’ve waited so long for a girl to play with.”

“Do you wanna see my treehouse?”

“We gotta get you out of here.”

“As soon as we find Liv and that janitor dude, we’re out.”

“I’m trying to help him understand that he’s gonna die in here but he won’t listen.”

“You’re here to be a human sacrifice.”

“This town has a dark history and it all starts with this horrible place.”

“Pretty sure the saying is protect and serve Sheriff.”

“Evil has kept me here.”

“It ain’t no prank. It’s as real as it gets.”

“Rabid dogs don’t sleep when they’re hungry.”

“Things didn’t always go as planned.”

“I couldn’t live with losing that girl.”

“Playtime’s over now girlfriend.”

“He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re trapped in here with him.”

“That GD SOB.”

“I ain’t going in there.”

“That is one tough hombre.”

Enjoyed these Willy’s Wonderland quotes? Be sure to check out my other quotes collections from your favorite movies and TV shows!

About Willy’s Wonderland

When his car breaks down, a quiet loner agrees to clean an abandoned family fun center in exchange for repairs. He soon finds himself waging war against possessed animatronic mascots while trapped inside Willy’s Wonderland.

Willy’s Wonderland is available in theaters and on demand now
and Blu-ray April 13th!

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