Godmothered is a new movie coming to Disney+ that has tons of amazing heartwarming & hilarious quotes! Here are my favorites.
Godmothered is a super cute movie that is coming to Disney+ on December 4th! This movie is so full of heart, but will also have you laughing until your stomach hurts! Here is a collection of the best quotes from the film. Enjoy! Be sure to check out my Godmothered review.
Godmothered Quotes
Godmothered had my family laughing from the beginning thanks to all the great quotes! I had to stop myself from writing almost everything down. As always, these quotes from Godmothered may hint at spoilers, but I did my best to keep them spoiler free from major events of the film.
“Oh blah, blah, blah. We all know how this bit goes. This is not your usual fairy tale. Fairy tales end with happily ever after — and that’s where we begin.” – Agnes
“If your confused, I can be your study buddy.” – Eleanor
“Everyone knows that people have stopped believing in happily ever after.”
“All she needed was one assignment…and about 40 to 50 more years training.” – Agnes
“Everyone knows women don’t drive themselves, that’s what mice are for.” – Eleanor
“I can find her a blue bird to send her a message once I get to Massachusetts.” – Eleanor
“Who are you? The world’s laziest kidnapper? Why would I tell you where my kid is?” – Mackenzie
“I really am her Fairy Godmother! Do you want to see my magic wand?” – Eleanor
“I bet when Beyoncé was young her mom used to encourage her in the exact same way.” – Paula
“Life isn’t always a fairytale.” – Mackenzie
“Life isn’t as simple as happily ever after.” – Mackenzie
“Oh my Godmothers!” – Eleanor
“Who eats that much seafood?” – Mackenzie
“Sharks!” – Eleanor
“I figured out why you’re not interested in happily ever after?” – Eleanor
“Because it’s a fairytale construct that teaches people that normal life is not enough?” – Mackenzie
“Because you need a makeover!” – Eleanor
“Mom doesn’t believe in happy…or crafts… or Christmas.” – Mia
“Gary, did you hear me say just do what you like?” – Eleanor
“Now you see why I might have a problem with fairytales.” – Mackenzie
“I know you want to help, but I’m not quite sure I am ready for another fairytale.” – Mackenzie
“Fine, stay home. After all nine out of ten fairytales begin with ‘Once Upon A Time something amazing happened while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants.'” – Eleanor
“A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.” – Eleanor
“You’re a single mom and you haven’t put a big story out in I don’t know how long so no isn’t really an option for you.” – Grant
“We think that love needs to work a certain way. We’re trapped in a fairytale when the real world is full of so much more. Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like, maybe we should let them tell us.” – Eleanor
“Love comes in so many forms, why can’t we see that?” – Eleanor
“You did well!” – Moira
“Forget ever after, just live happily.” – Eleanor
“GARY!!!”
Be sure to check out my interview with full cast of Godmothered!
About Godmothered
Set at Christmas time, “Godmothered” is a comedy about Eleanor, a young, inexperienced fairy godmother-in-training (Jillian Bell) who upon hearing that her chosen profession is facing extinction, decides to show the world that people still need fairy godmothers. Finding a mislaid letter from a 12-year-old girl in distress,
Eleanor tracks her down and discovers that the girl, Mackenzie, is now a 40-year-old single mom (Isla Fisher) working at a news station in Boston. Having lost her husband several years earlier, Mackenzie has all but given up on the idea of “Happily Ever After,” but Eleanor is bound and determined to give Mackenzie a happiness makeover, whether she likes it or not.
GODMOTHERED is streaming exclusively on Disney+ starting December 4th!
