The Croods: A New Age (aka The Croods 2) is coming to theaters this Thanksgiving and it is full of hilarious quotes — just like the first one!
The Croods: A New Age is coming to theaters this Thanksgiving and trust me, it is a must watch. Especially if you have younger kids in your family. It is full of laughs and gorgeous animation style. Even the parents will like this one.
Be sure to read my The Croods: A New Age review.
The Croods: A New Age Quotes
As always, with this collection of quotes from The Croods: A New Age, keep in mind that some of the quotes might hint at minor spoilers. I try to do my best to keep it spoiler free but that is not always the case.
Here are my favorite quotes from Croods 2, I hope you enjoy them! If I missed your favorite, let me know in the comments!
“Follow the light and you’ll find your tomorrow.”
“I did find this little fella. He’s all alone. Just like me. He’s a good lookout.” – Guy
“Isn’t Guy amazing? He gives me a funny feeling. Like I have butterflies in my stomach. Not just the ones I had for lunch but like OTHER butterflies.” – Eep
“You never take the canyon!” – Gran
“Dad always says the pack stays together but with Guy, sometimes it feels like its just the two of us.” – Eep
“Never apologize for an effective kill circle.” – Grug
“It’s not the end, it’s just the beginning. Welcome to our tomorrow!” – Grug
“Full feels weird.” – Thunk
“Let’s just jab at them from afar.” – Hope
“There’s a Betterman way.” – Hope
“Unofficial motto.” – Phil
“I’ve never had a girlfriend before!” – Eep
“Why are our voices getting so high?” – Dawn
“Time to watch some late night window.” – Thunk
“If you give this place a chance, you might actually like it here.” – Ugga
“If I have to be alone, I’m gonna be alone with you.” – Grug
“I don’t know if cave people belong in a modern world.” – Hope
“In my day we didn’t stare at birds, we fought them.” – Grug
“Let me live my life!” – Thunk
“Woah. Peanut toe.” – Dawn
“My parents won’t even let me have scars. That’s why they built the wall. To keep me safe.” – Dawn
“Let’s jump more stuff!” – Dawn
“I turned a baron dessert into a lush oasis.” – Phil
“Honestly, it sucks out there. If no one’s died before breakfast, it’s a win. It is so much better in here.” – Ugga
“Guy’s trying to take my daughter away.” – Grug
“Because privacy promotes individuality.” – Phil
“Then I guess we have two different tomorrows.” – Eep
“Mrs. Bettermom? I’ll just take my dessert at the window.” – Thunk
“He’s a boy. He’s stupid. It’s different.” – Eep
“This show’s for older kids.” – Thunk
“Taking my daughter outside the wall giving her scars and ideas.” – Hope
“Come on stabby! Time to get stabbing!” – Gran
“This isn’t a monster. It’s a mom.” – Dawn
“Perhaps the window by which I view the world is flawed.” – Thunk
“Great, now they have spears AND fire!” – Grug
“Don’t worry it won’t hurt…much.” – Gran
“He would choose a tree over me.” – Eep
“Every time I have been hurt before, it leaves a mark I can see. I have been hurt so much and I can’t even see it.” – Eep
“I can see it.” – Ugga
“I gave you a passive aggressive basket. Who does that?” – Hope
“Like you messed up my beautiful teenage romance!” – Guy
“You built a wall around your family. You also built a wall around your heart.” – Grug
“Words… as weapons?!” – Guy
“Mom! You’re hair! It’s massive and wild and I love it!” – Dawn
“Punch monkeys. I hate punch monkeys.” – Gran
“We’re two profoundly foolish fathers, obsessed with bananas.” – Phil
“Pack stays together — bro.” – Grug
“You know what? That’s not my real toe.” – Eep
“Dad was right after all. We were stronger, together.” – Eep
If you enjoyed these quotes, check out my other collections of quotes from your favorite movies and TV shows!
About The Croods: A New Age
The Croods have survived their fair share of dangers and disasters, from fanged prehistoric beasts to surviving the end of the world, but now they will face their biggest challenge of all: another family. The Croods need a new place to live.
So, the first prehistoric family sets off into the world in search of a safer place to call home. When they discover an idyllic walled-in paradise that meets all their needs, they think their problems are solved … except for one thing.
Another family already lives there: the Bettermans. The Bettermans (emphasis on the “better”)—with their elaborate tree house, amazing inventions and irrigated acres of fresh produce—are a couple of steps above the Croods on the evolutionary ladder.
When they take the Croods in as the world’s first houseguests, it isn’t long before tensions escalate between the cave family and the modern family. Just when all seems lost, a new threat will propel both families on an epic adventure outside the safety of the wall, one that will force them to embrace their differences, draw strength from each other and forge a future together.
Cast/Filmmakers: Nicolas Cage, Emma Stone, Ryan Reynolds, Catherine Keener, Cloris Leachman, Clark Duke, Leslie Mann, Peter Dinklage, Kelly Marie Tran.
