A collection of the best Cocaine Bear quotes. This film is absolutely bonkers, as are the majority of quotes in this collection.
Best Cocaine Bear Quotes
Cocaine Bear is a truly bonkers movie, that is filled with even more bonkers quotes. Here is a collection of the best Cocaine Bear quotes from the movie, we hope you enjoy them. Warning, there is some strong language in these Cocaine Bear movie quotes.
As always, we try to keep these as spoiler free as possible by not attaching names to the quotes, but as you go further down the list, the more spoilery the list can become.
“Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.”
“There’s more of this out there. They dumped it somewhere.”
“The forest is a dangerous place.”
“A lot of cocaine was lost. I need you to go and get it.”
“Don’t eat that!”
“Let’s see what kind of effect that has on it.”
“Oh man. You fucked.”
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“The bear, it fucking did cocaine.”
“It’s European.”
“A bear did cocaine!”
“You have a dusty beaver here, Ranger.”
“If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lay down.”
“Do you see my nail polish?”
“It’s usually more powdery on the streets.”
“Let’s sell drugs together.”
“Your dad has definitely done cocaine.”
“I don’t hang out with drug dealers anymore; it’s against my constitution.”
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“We always find out.”
“Is it on cocaine?”
“Lizards are good listeners, but people are good at hearing.”
“You left my son in St. Louis.”
“You’re so obvious. I just didn’t want you crying on me all day.”
“He doesn’t like to call them animals.”
“Getting stabbed sucks.”
“Bears are very peaceful creatures. What did you do to upset it?”
“Did you feed it cocaine?”
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“She’s a nurse !”
“We skipped school.”
“Those pubes are dangerous.”
“After church.”
“Bear!!”
“What happened to feminism? Is that dead?”
“Can I say something without you getting angry with me?”
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“He took a bite out of my ass!”
“Hey, that’s inappropriate.”
“That bear’s worth fourteen million.”
“Bears are very peaceful creatures.”
“You’re safe. Bears can’t climb trees.”
“How did he take those two fingers off? They’re not even next to each other.”
“Do I look like Daddy Daycare Center to you?”
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“We’re gonna move to New York together.”
“I’d love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like a thing that stays with a man forever.”
“Apex predator, high on cocaine, out of it’s mind.”
“We should go.”
“I’m a mom.”
“Here comes the Po-Po.”
“You’re the toughest person I know.”
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“Because it’s vagina is on my ear right now.”
“What the fuck is wrong with that bear?”
“Why are you shooting at me?”
“We have such good luck in nature.”
“And I am so FUCKING tired!”
“Has she been a good girl?”
“They weren’t gonna put ’em back on.”
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About Cocaine Bear
Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.
Cocaine Bear hits theaters on February 24th.
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