Marvel Studios’ Loki is now on Disney+ and here is a collection of the very best quotes from the God of Mischief himself.

Best Loki Quotes
Marvel Studios’ Loki season one is now on Disney+ and it is hilarious, emotional, and so much fun. Of course there are a ton of quotes from not only Loki, but the rest of the cast that are simply fantastic. Here is a collection of the best. This article will be updated as the series continues on, and keep in mind that there may be some spoilers, so do not read unless you are up to date on the series.
“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.” – Loki
“On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I herby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.” – Hunter B-15
“I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suites telling me what to do.” – Loki
“Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?” – Loki

“Madam, a god doesn’t plead.” – Loki
“Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.” – Loki
“I feel like I’m always looking up to you.” – Mobius
“What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp.” – Loki
“All I seek is a deeper understanding of the fearsome God of Mischief.” – Mobius
“You led them right to her.” – Mobius
“I don’t believe you. You’re lying. It’s not true.” – Loki
“What’s a fish?” – Casey
“I don’t enjoy hurting people. I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I’ve had to. Because it’s part of the illusion. It’s the cruel elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.” – Loki

“You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like 50 times.” – Mobius
“Ok look, you don’t trust me? You can trust one thing. I love to be right.” – Loki
“Your TVA propaganda is exhausting.” – Loki
“Where there are wolves’ ears, wolves’ teeth are near.” – Loki
“Mobius, you even make the end of the world sound boring.” – Loki
“No one bad is ever truly bad and no one good is ever truly good.” – Loki
“You’re not the only tech-savvy Loki.” – Loki

“You’re so weird.” – Loki
“Don’t call me variant.” – Sylvie
“Love is hate.” – Sylvie
“With charm like that, who could resist you?” – Loki
“Love is mischief then.” – Sylvie
“You’re drunk.” – Sylvie
“I’m full. And in this case VERY full.” – Loki
“Love is…a dagger.” – Loki
“The Time-Keepers took your lives from you.” – Sylvie
“I look happy.” – Hunter B-15
“You can be whoever, whatever you want to be — even someone good. I mean, just in case anyone ever told you different.” – Mobius
“No, Variant. You’re nothing but a comic disappointment.” – Time Keepers
Want to get to know the God of Mischief better?
Read these Loki comic books before tuning into Loki on Disney+!

About Loki
Marvel Studios’ “Loki” features the God of Mischief as he steps out of his brother’s shadow in a new series that takes place after the events of “Avengers: Endgame.” Tom Hiddleston returns as the title character, joined by Owen Wilson, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Sophia Di Martino, Wunmi Mosaku and Richard E. Grant. Kate Herron directs “Loki,” and Michael Waldron is head writer.
Loki debuts on Disney+ June 9th,
with weekly episodes to follow.
