The Witches 2020 reboot is filled with spooky (and funny) quotes that will have you hooked on this version of the classic!
The Witches is one of my favorite movies and so I was cautiously optimistic about the 2020 reboot. Now that I have seen it I can say that I was very pleasantly surprised by it! It is not as scary as the original, but it is still fun, creepy, and has a great story. The Witches is also filled with some fantastic quotes — in this article I give you a collection of my favorites.
Be sure to read my review of The Witches (2020).
The Witches Quotes
The Witches is a fun reboot that is filled with some fantastic quotes! These quotes are funny, creepy, and even inspiring! Enjoy!
“It was during my eight Christmas that I love my mother and father.” – Narrator
“Nobody turns down my wings, I’m gonna make you a plate.” – Grandma
“You think I’m supposed to feel sorry for you? Well I don’t. Do I feel bad, yeah, but sorry.” – Grandma
“Somehow she did it. Little by little, with a tug here and a pull there, she brought me out of my sadness.” – Narrator
“Even though my own darkness was being lifted, there was another dark shadow looming nearby.” – Narrator
“Witches. They’re real. And they hate children.” – Narrator
“That means a test is coming.” – Grandma
“Witches ain’t nothing to joke about. Now I’ve known children who no longer exist as children on this Earth. They were turned, transformed, taken…but witches.” – Grandma
“Alice did something no child should ever do. She took candy from a stranger.” – Grandma
“They all get together in one place and gossip about who they put spells on or trade potion secrets. But most importantly, they receive orders from the Grand High Witch.” – Grandma
“Witches aren’t really women at all. They’re demons in human shape.” – Grandma
“A real witch doesn’t have hands, she’s got claws. And they don’t have toes — their ugly feet look like the toes got chopped off with an axe. And all witches are bald. As bald as a boiled egg. So they wear wigs and it gives them nasty sores.” – Grandma
“Children smell horrible to witches. A freshly clean kid smells like dog poop to a kid. The cleaner the kid, the poopier he smells to a witch.” – Grandma
“It doesn’t matter who you are, or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.” – Grandma
“That was actually a good question, insubordinate, but a good question.” – The Grand High Witch
“One drop of mouse maker in a piece of candy will transform a dirty little child into a mouse in one hour. Two drops will transform the disgusting little brat in thirty minutes, and three drops is instantaneous.” – The Grand High Witch
“No, don’t think about food!” – The Grand High Witch
Did I miss your favorite quote from the 2020 The Witches movie? Let me know in the comments!
About The Witches
Reimagining Dahl’s beloved story for a modern audience, Robert Zemeckis’s visually innovative film tells the darkly humorous and heartwarming tale of a young orphaned boy who, in late 1967, goes to live with his loving Grandma in the rural Alabama town of Demopolis.
As the boy and his grandmother encounter some deceptively glamorous but thoroughly diabolical witches, she wisely whisks our young hero away to an opulent seaside resort. Regrettably, they arrive at precisely the same time that the world’s Grand High Witch has gathered her fellow cronies from around the globe—undercover – to carry out her nefarious plans.
The Witches comes to HBOMax on October 22nd!
