The Best Quotes From Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm has some of the Borat quotes you know and love from the first — but so many more amazing ones too!

borat subsequent moviefilm

I am a huge fan of Sacha Baron Cohen, and Borat. During this first film I laughed until I cried many times over. So of course when I heard about Borat 2 — aptly titled Borat Subsequent Moviefilm — I was sold. Then the trailer came out and I was even more sold. 

Sacha uses this film to address politics, which should be expected of it. That being said, there will likely be some people out there that do not enjoy this movie because of it. Me? I was having a grand old time laughing — because if you can’t laugh, you will cry, right?

Be sure to read my Borat Subsequent Moviefilm review.

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Quotes

Here is a collection of my favorite quotes from Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. If I missed yours, which I might have because I had to limit myself on this one, let me know in the comments! Yes, there are some classic Borat quotes here, but there are some new ones I really think you are going to like!

“14 year ago I release a moviefilm which was great success in US & A, but Kazakhstan become a laughing stocks around world.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough guy leaders from around the world.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“These gypsy tears will keep you safe.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“Make sexy time with my wife.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“I have non-male son?” – Borat Sagdiyev

Sacha Baron Cohen and Maria Bakalova in ‘Borat Subsequent Moviefilm’.

“Speakings, not polite!” – Borat Sagdiyev

“He not as alive as he used to be.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“Daughters! Teenagers! You got to make them happy.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“How many girls you normally put in a cage this size?” – Borat Sagdiyev

“I hear McDonald Trump he put Mexicans in cages. High Five!” – Borat Sagdiyev

“So he grabbed her vagine.” – Fairytale Narrator

“As a woman you have to be kind of weak. We can’t be strong anymore.” – Macey Chanel

“Is it nicer than Melania’s cage?” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“Daddy, a woman can own a business?” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev
“No, when a woman owns a business her brain breaks and her head falls off.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“I feel bad because I was the one that put the baby in her. I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure and next thing I know there is a baby in her.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“When he treat me he say this will be our little secret.” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“Don’t worry I won’t get jealous, she’s not Ivanka!” – Borat Sagdiyev (as Trump)

“You’re fired!” – Borat Sagdiyev (as Trump)

“I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there.” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“I can do anything a man can do!” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“Lucky for me I was taken in by two of America’s greatest scientists.” – Borat Sagdiyev

“You have onions in this house?? Yes!” – Borat Sagdiyev

“F*ck the social distance.” – Borat Sagdiyev

Courtesy of Amazon Studios

“Very nice!” – Borat Sagdiyev

“You’re giving a little girl to an old man. That should make your chest hurt. That should make your heart hurt.”

“Will you be my new black wife?” – Borat Sagdiyev

“High five!” – Borat Sagdiyev

“She’s 15! She’s too old for you!” – Borat Sagdiyev

“Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving hotel without golden shower.” – Borat Sagdiyev

About Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Available in HDR.

Streaming October 23 on Amazon Prime Video.

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