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50+ Of The Best The Bad Guys Movie Quotes

The Bad Guys is a beautifully animated movie based on the popular book series. Here is a collection of the best The Bad Guys movie quotes.

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Best The Bad Guys Movie Quotes

The Bad Guys is an adorable, and beautifully animated, movie that is based off of the very popular book series. This film has a star studded cast and of course, they all have great comedic timing with the lines delivered. Here is a collection of the very best The Bad Guys movie quotes.

As always, we try to keep these spoiler free by not attaching names to the quotes, but as you go further down the list, the more spoilery the list can become.

Everybody loves birthdays!

Name one food better than cake.
Guinea pig.

You can taste air?

Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.

Don’t mind us, just robbing the place.

Go bad or go home.

Happy birthday Mr. grumpy pants.

I think I hate you.

His greatest trick, stealing the Mona Lisa as the Mona Lisa.

You know you fart when you lie.

Do I wish people didn’t see us as monsters? Sure I do but these are the cards we’ve been dealt so we might as well play them.

We may be bad. But we’re so good at it.

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Out of all the people in the world, I hate you guys the least.

To Mr. Snake and his strange dislike of birthdays.

Diabolical. That’s new.

I feel bad for them.

I thought I was the crazy one.

The crimson paw was never arrested.

The only legacy they are securing is life in prison.

Next their gonna make it personal, that’s when you know it’s toast.

If you look close enough, even trash can be recycled into something beautiful.

I may be dizzy but I’m alive thanks to you.

You’re such a good boy.

Do I get to improvise?

I’m having a baby!!!! Is there a doctor, or perhaps several security guards that could leave their post and help me.


There’s good even in the worst places.

This is going surprisingly swimmingly.

Time to turn this baby on beast mode!

Let’s make like a wolf and get the pack out of here.

I did these good things because of how they make me feel.

Being good just feels so good. When you’re good, you’re loved.

My baby!

Well this just a little weird.

We were never given a chance to be anything but second rate criminals.

How can we say they’re hopeless if they’ve never been given a chance.

Will turn the bad guys into the good guys.

Not everyone gets a second chance, make the most of it.

We’re gonna go good!

My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor and after that he only swam in a circle.

The bad guys become the good guys, so we can stay the bad guys.

It’s not a butt. It’s a lamp.

The tingle of goodness

I like sharing. It’s yummy.

Totally worth it.

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This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me.

That cat is obviously defective.

Well there goes our street cred.

Time to launch a charm offensive.

A wolf and a fox are not so different.

Believe it or not, I’m rooting for you Wolf.

I think we got off to a bad start.

I know you’re scared. I would be too if I were you.

At some point you’re going to have to decide between your friends or the good life.

I don’t waste time thinking about stuff that will never happen.

What’s that sound? Like screaming, but not terrified.

I was hoping you were gonna ask me to dance.

I see you lost the sheep’s clothing.
Figured it was time I got comfortable in my own fur.

What is happening?

Crazy is what I bring to the party Chico!

Evolution set you up.

At least he sees the world for what it is. A place where some people are scary and some people are scared.

Guess I’m still the best bad guy the world has ever seen.

There is no us.

This is what a true bad guy looks like.

What do you say we have some fun?

I’m very un-ok.

You fuzzy little weirdo.

Put on your big girl pants, we’re gearing up!


When I woke up this morning, this is not where I saw this day going.

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About The Bad Guys

After a lifetime of legendary heists, notorious criminals Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark and Ms. Tarantula are finally caught. To avoid a prison sentence, the animal outlaws must pull off their most challenging con yet — becoming model citizens. Under the tutelage of their mentor, Professor Marmalade, the dubious gang sets out to fool the world that they’re turning good.

The Bad Guys hits theaters everywhere on April 22nd!