The Best Quotes From Disney+’s Magic Camp

Magic Camp is now on Disney+ and it is the perfect summer night family movie! Get ready to laugh because Magic Camp is filled with funny quotes!

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Magic Camp is now streaming on Disney+ and if you are looking for a family movie this is well worth the watch! Perfect for a family movie night, Magic Camp is sure to amaze and astonish — and have you cracking up! 

I collected my favorite quotes from Magic Camp for you here. Some of them made me laugh, and maybe one or two made me tear up. Enjoy!

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Magic Camp Quotes

Magic Camp was honestly a whole lot better than I was expecting it to be. There were so many moments that didn’t only have my kids laughing, they had my husband and I cracking up too! Here is a collection of my favorite quotes from Magic Camp.

“Can we get outta here before I get any geek on me?” – Cameron

“Let me ask you one thing. Do you love magic?” – Theo’s Mom

“Ohhhh…that would have been a really cool exit.” – Andy

“Do you know how many hot dogs I had to buy so they would let me do that to the sign? 100. And I am not proud to say I ate 14 of them.” – Preston

“Magic camp. Even the bullies are nerds.” – Nathan

“They’re not trying to be cool. They just don’t want me getting in the way of their busy work schedule.” – Janelle

“I didn’t take a child’s dream. I think we all know there’s only one dream stealer in this room.” – Andy

“My bunk is gonna beat you just like I did every summer when we were kids.” – Andy

“I think we’re all crossing our fingers for that narrative.” – Vera

“Like a samurai, only with more bunnies.” – Ruth

“Alaka–zip it.” – Andy

“He uses trash bags as luggage, he clearly doesn’t even like himself.” – Judd

“Magic fight!” – Andy

“He’s like a magic ninja!”

“That skunk’s name is Fred. That’s crazy funny.” – Vera

“Every day I dislike you a little less.” – Vera

“Sometimes it takes somebody else to help you see yourself.” – Andy

“I used to think I was adorable. Like a bunny. But now I have this thirst for blood like a hawk!” – Ruth

“The way to create more magic in the world is not by creating more magic, it’s by creating magicians.” – Preston

“A trick you don’t see coming is the best trick of all.” – Preston

“I love using fashion to being my friends magic to life.” – Judd

Is there a Magic Camp quote that you really love but I missed it? Let me know in the comments!

About Magic Camp

A straight-laced banker returns to magic camp, which he attended years ago as a boy, to work as a compassionate and fun-loving counselor while also keeping his eye on winning first place in the upcoming Golden Wand competition.

Stream Magic Camp now on Disney+!

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