The Best Quotes From Dead To Me Season Two


Dead To Me season two just hit Netflix today, and it is filled with some pretty amazing quotes! Some are snarky, some are sentimental, & some are hilarious!

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Dead To Me season two just hit Netflix today, and to help celebrate, I am sharing with you all of my favorite quotes from this season. There are some great ones! Ones that made me laugh, ones that made me cry, and ones that were full of snark (and who doesn’t love that?!). If you haven’t watched this season yet — what are you waiting for?! It is the PERFECT binge show! 

Have you read my Dead To Me season two review yet? This season is filled with more suspense than the first one!

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Dead To Me Season Two Quotes

If you have not yet watched season two, be careful reading ahead. There could be minor spoilers in these quotes from the season. I tried my best to keep major ones away, but you have been warned! If you want to watch this movie and experience every jaw dropping moment without a hint of knowing about it, stop reading this now — and come back once you have!

“A dog died in the pool?” “Yeah, a big one.”

“You tend to get a little confessy.”

“She sees the good in people. Even when it isn’t there.”

‘I know how hard it is to hide something. It takes a toll.”

“I saw it on a Reddit sub thread about menopause.”

“I was f*cking a full grown man last night.”
“Sounded more like an argument.”
“Well, you don’t know how I f*ck.”

“Be cool, Karen.”

“YALO…or is it YOLO?”

“I’m a Taurus. We know shit.”

“Don’t you wish that you had a Mrs. Garrett just to tell you that everything is going to be alright.”

“Two sperm, one egg. Like a double yolk, only the sperm is the yolk.”

“Am I dead? Did I die?”

“That’s just my face. I have an upset face.”

“You know how people drown? They get in a water that they think they can handle and then a riptide comes and it is too late.”

“I read about it on the dark web. It’s a good resource.”

“How badly do you want to run up there and join them?”

“I’m kind of an indoor child.”

“You’re the nice one and I’m the shitty one.”

“It’s not that he didn’t care about what happened. He was gutted by it.”

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“Of course you’re a Pisces. You’re artsy and you’re loving.”

“It’s just butter. There I just summed up culinary school for you in three words.”

“What were you doing sitting in a car for five hours? Ohh….God…”

“Just protect yourself.”

“I’m not dressed up, these are my work clothes.”
“Yea…you look like you’re gonna work…”

“Please don’t call me Miss, that is annoying. I’m a full grown f*cking woman.”

“I pray you never have to live through what I’m living through.”

“Like moths to a flame.”

“Good! Go ahead and watch me. Because all you’re gonna see is a good f*cking person trying to do the right thing all the f*cking time.”

“I’m on your side, why are you mad at me?”

“You deserve love.”

“Well, with the few details that I know, it kind of makes sense.”

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“You need to clean up your messes.”

“I don’t want to be a cop right now. I want to be a person.”

“It’s like hating a baby or something, you just can’t.”

“If there is a chance to stop someone else from feeling how I feel every day of my life than trust me, it is worth it.”

“He said he wanted to die because of me.”

“She’s a f*cking angel on Earth.”

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About Dead To Me Season Two

Jen (Christina Applegate), Judy (Linda Cardellini) and the lies that entwine them are back. Picking up in the aftermath of that bloody backyard reveal, the irrepressible pair once again struggle to keep their secrets buried. With a surprising new visitor in town and Detective Perez (Diana Maria Riva) hot on their heels, Jen and Judy take drastic measures to protect their loved ones and each other — no matter the cost.

From Emmy Award-winning creator Liz Feldman, Dead to Me returns for an addictively dark second season, where the stakes are higher, the friendship is deeper and the traumas that bond loom larger than ever before.

Dead To Me Season Two comes to Netflix May 8th!

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