The award winning Parasite movie might not have deserved to win all those Oscars, but it was filled with some dark & funny quotes. Here are the best ones.
In my review of Bon Joon-ho’s Parasite, I was sure to discuss if it deserved to win all the Oscars that it did. And while I don’t think that it should have beaten Joker, I did love the film. Parasite is filled with eerily dark and funny quotes, and here is a complete list of the best of them.
Parasite was not at all what I expected. And I love it for that very reason. It has a lot of dark humor and then takes a turn with a twist that is sure to blow your mind.
Parasite Movie Quotes
Here are the very best quotes from Parasite that prove just how dark this comedy really is.
So we’re all gathered here today to celebrate the reconnection of our phones, and this bounteous Wi-Fi! – Ki-taek
She’s rich, but still nice. – Ki-taek
Not “rich, but still nice.” She’s nice because she’s rich. Hell, if I had all this money. I’d be nice, too! – Chung-sook
Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them. – Ki-taek
We ordered it from the U.S., it’ll be fine. – Dong-ik
Don’t call me sis, you filthy b*tch! – Moon-gwang
No, no, it’s not that. What is it? Like an old radish. No. You know when you boil a rag? It smells like that. – Dong-ik
Honey, that woman Chung-sook… Oh god. What a nice person. She kicked me down the stairs. – Moon-gwang
Wow, does Seoul University have a major in document forgery? Ki-jeong would be top of her class. – Ki-taek
How should I describe the mother? She’s a bit simple. Young and simple. – Min-hyuk
Right! We’ll get drunk in the daytime. – Yeon-gyo
Even caught the bouquet from a b*tch I’ve never met. If you get the bouquet, they pay an extra ten dollars. – Ki-jeong
You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. – Ki-taek
No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you! – Geun-sae
Lady are you crazy? If they see that video, Mr. Park and his wife will be so shocked! What did those nice people ever do wrong? – Ki-taek
Greed and class discrimination threaten the newly formed symbiotic relationship between the wealthy Park family and the destitute Kim clan. More about Parasite.
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Tessa Smith is a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer-approved Film and TV Critic. She is also a Freelance Writer. Tessa has been in the Entertainment writing business for almost ten years and is a member of several Critics Associations including the Critics Choice Association, Hollywood Critics Association, and the Greater Western New York Film Critics Association.